May she rest in peace. January 15, 2008
Stella died on her way to an appointment. She decided to give up the ghost while her driver, Megan, was driving southbound on 700 East. She left this earth with a few cachunks and then she went peacefully through the red lights (as her brakes had also gone out!). Her driver, however, left a nice surprise in her underpants. Stella's demise was completely unexpected and untimely! She was a good car and will be missed by all those her knew her--Harley, Mona, and Howlie. Boo! Hoo!
Her driver is still mourning her passing (and cleaning her underpants) and would appreciate a phone call of sympathy, flowers, chocolates, a ride to work, money to buy a new car etc. She and Stella shared many many fond memories together--like the time when they were reunited (and it felt so good) after some unknown person took her for a joy ride. She was glad to be home!
Stella was a member of the LDS church.
Stella will live in our hearts forever. She also made the best afghans this side of the Mississippi River.
1 comment:
That's the most entertaining obituary i've ever read! Thanks for leading a good life Stella. you will be missed! I always thought Stella was Catholic!
Kris
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